Acronym for the Anti Scallyway Coalition Against Nasty Scallywags. Est. in 2004 on board US Navy ship Emory S. Land. There was a group of scallywags running rampit amongst the ship. A small group of guy came up with a plan to squash this problem. From then on A.S.C.A.N.S. has kept them at bay.
Justin: Man these scallywags ar getting to be a problem around here.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.
Cory: I know someone should do something about it.
Justin: I have an idea!
Cory: Yeah, What is it?
Justin: A.S.C.A.N.S.
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Having short and uncontrollable bursts of anger which usually involves some sort of electrical device becoming unusable or broken.
This condition has not had enough research to be able to say whether it is contagious or not. we hope not :
Having short and uncontrollable bursts of anger which usually involves some sort of electrical device becoming unusable or broken.
This condition has not had enough research to be able to say whether it is contagious or not. we hope not :
The best example of C.A.S in full swing is made by Ashleigh 'always sleeping, always toasting' Barnes.
Lets just say the laptop threw the first punch shall we? ;
Lets just say the laptop threw the first punch shall we? ;
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Get the C.A.S.H. mug.Can't Shit Anywhere But Home (C.S.A.B.H.) is a disease that plagues millions of Americans. It haunts our nation and there is really no cure. We just have to embrace that fact that some people cannot shit in public.
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Get the C.S.A.B.H. mug.An acronym for Community Resources Against Street Hoodlums. It is a police squad unit originally created by the LAPD as a way to break the infrastructure of crime in the ghettos. It turns out leadership of these CRASH teams became corrupt, and even the most decorated officers were guilty of killing other cops, selling and using crack, and planting weapons and drugs in order to frame innocents. The origins of the CRASH lead back into the fifties, when J. Edgar Hoover ran the FBI, and as sneak attacks before dawn and after midnight would claim the lives of many black leaders, and eventually the Black Panthers and rappers like Tupac Shakur. CRASH disbanded officially circa 2001, but very similar units exist across the US in other departments.
Many CRASH cases are still unsolved, and the LAPD is imfamous for hiding any inciminating files.
Many CRASH cases are still unsolved, and the LAPD is imfamous for hiding any inciminating files.
It is suspected that the shooting and murder of Biggie Smalls in LA in 1997 was set up by a local CRASH unit with help from the LA bloods.
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Get the C.R.A.S.H. mug.CRASH (Acronym for Community Resources Aganist Street Hoodlums)is an anti-gang unit within the Los Angeles Police Department started in the early 90s. News reports have revealed a widespread pattern of unjustified arrests, beatings, drug dealing, witness intimidation, illegal shootings, planting of evidence, frame-ups and perjury commited by the CRASH unit.
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