C.G.M.F

an acronym for the term Cum Guzzling Monkey Fucker. a term used to describe one who enjoys the act of gargling semen from various primate species from around the world. this may or may not include the act of indulging in sexual intercourse with sed primates

Micah: i heard Hannah has been gargling something other than mouthwash lately, what a C.G.M.F!

Kyle: I used to think she was really pretty, until i heard she's been plowed by a couple different primates. typical C.G.M.F behavior

Micah: AMEN!

by Arctic Snowfall May 30, 2011

C.G.A.F

Cum guzzling ass fucker. One who guzzles cum and fucks ass. Usually used as an insult, should be used as a compliment.

“Would you like to fuck my butt?” “Do I want to fuck your butt? Let me see, YOU CUM GUZZLING ASS FUCKER!” (C.G.A.F)

by Penisinassisthebest June 6, 2018

C.G.S.S.

Couldnt Give a Shiny Shite

Dude 1 - yo dude that guy owes me money!
Dude - Dude i C.G.S.S.

by Mic5665758 October 31, 2005

C.G.Eyebrows

When a woman or man with no eyebrow hair Has replaced their brow with a replica produced by drawing with a variety of tools.

Hey did you guys see Amanda today? She totally has C.G.Eyebrows, they are so fake.

by Mike litteris October 20, 2017

C.G.N.U.

Crazy Go Nuts University

1)This prestigious school was founded in 1817 by Aaron the Almighty. Little is known about the single secret society except for the fact that it's called the 'Secret Super Ninjas', and that they plan to buy the 'Orlando Magiks' as a marketing scheme.

2)Fighting,
and sometimes striving,
wondering what the dumple is,
excellence,
And WHAT IS FALOR?!?,
and the cheat will hit stuff with his golf club.

This party is gonna be Crazy Go Nuts!

by Aaron the Almighty April 21, 2004

C.G.S.E

Certified Google Search Engineer is the certification you earn when you come to the realization that your job consists of nothing more than enter searches into Google.

Once I earned my C.G.S.E., I knew my masters degree was worthless.

by puntanka, C.G.S.E. December 28, 2013

C.G.A.

Stands for Cash, Grass, or Ass; options for payment

You can use my car, but you got to pay C.G.A.

by VHotDog December 25, 2017