byte shaman

A computer geek whose programming skills are far beyond ordinary; almost magical in a way.

Person 1: I have a virus on my computer that I can't get to go away.

Person 2: I'd take it to Dwight. He's a byte shaman when it comes to viruses.

by hurdlemaster13 January 27, 2010

Byte Rape

The process of uploading much more to other filesharers, than one is downloading themselves, during filesharing on a peer-to-peer network.

"I was trying to download that new Eminem song on Bittorrent the other day, but all I did was get byte raped."

by Dan St.George August 3, 2005

Byte me

expression used exclusively in chatrooms, e-mail and other forms of electronic communication to denote a lack of interest, a difference of opinion, or to deem something most bogus. Also see fuck off

"U r such a poser!"

"Byte me, u loser"

by Witchie-coo November 6, 2002

byte me

A direct request for concise information.

'byte me' = send me the truth or send me precise information - via underpressure post

by underpressure.science November 23, 2020

byte-me

byte me - to ask for knowledge

Ian 'byte-me-a-byte on atmospheric-pressure'

by underpressure.science November 23, 2020

Byte Bitch

Someone only with the courage to say something over the internet, but doesnt say anything when they see you in person.

"Did Jeffery Kick your ass like he said he was on twitter?"
"No he's a byte bitch"
"I knew he wasn't going to do anything in real life"

by Lord Gaga 95 December 15, 2011

byte pervert

A person who gets off by hacking into networks and viewing the traffic, just because they can.

You know, these network security audits are the perfect excuse for a byte pervert to squeeze the cream from the flesh Twinkie.

by songsta September 26, 2013