buttcrunch

buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.

verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.

DERIVATIVES
buttcrunchy adjective
buttcrunchingly adverb

1. Your mom's twenty-cheese casserole was such a buttcrunch! I didn't even know there were that many cheeses!

2. She looked so good in that tiny dress that she buttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.

3. The special effects in that movie were so buttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.

by Luckydyke January 2, 2009

buttgrinch

A malady of the anus region that causes distress to that of it's sufferer. Distressing hemmorodial tissue unable to be appeased with local anti-swelling creams and/or suppositories.

Exterior Roomate: "Dude, you've been in the bathroom for, like, a way long time. Are you alive?"

Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".

Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."

by UncleGrind April 11, 2009

Buttclench

Buttclench is an expression to aftermath oral sex. For example, there are gay men who began squeezing their ass together As they suck eachother's dick until it erupts.

"I just buttclench with Kesser Bulebs, our math teacher! It was thrilling!"

by Dorkievs Irects May 16, 2018

butwench

Used as an insult for people who wench buts

Butwench DAT ting

by lokeifnn May 6, 2015

buttwrecked

Getting a forceful penetration in the bum hole

My teacher buttwrecked me for getting a b- as a punishment

by PuSSySlAyER693000 July 10, 2016

Buttcrunch

When you take your mouth and bite the asshole and hear the butt juice squirt out

I buttcrunched your sister earlier

by Kid railz May 11, 2019