A malady of the anus region that causes distress to that of it's sufferer. Distressing hemmorodial tissue unable to be appeased with local anti-swelling creams and/or suppositories.
Exterior Roomate: "Dude, you've been in the bathroom for, like, a way long time. Are you alive?"
Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".
Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."
Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".
Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."
by UncleGrind April 11, 2009
Get the buttgrinch mug.Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.
p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.
p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006
Get the banana buttcrunch mug.Related Words
When you're sitting in class and the need to fart overcomes your self control so the gas is expelled through the anus. when expelled you try to stop it with a quick pinch of the anus thus creating a high pitched noise (similar to that of a trumpet) only to be blamed on the asian sitting closest to you.
by Jarcam December 19, 2008
Get the buttpinch mug.another slang term for anal sex. You basically
fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels
like its been through a grinder.
fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels
like its been through a grinder.
Q complained her ass felt like it was put through a
grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an
hour straight.
grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an
hour straight.
by Foroyaar May 30, 2006
Get the banana buttcrunch mug.a sensual maneuver which required the male participant to stand behind the female (or male LOL) subject, maintaining constant contact between the the pelvis and the buttocks; subject one will then initiate a series of short, violent pelvic thrusts against subject two's buttocks creating an unusual sensation for the recipient ROFL; or option 2, slow gentle thursts to prolong and enhance the sensuality
PFrey was invited to a Richard Simmons aerobics class; little did he know that Richard Simmons planned to BUTTGRIND him. ROFL
by MIKAH CHAN October 7, 2005
Get the buttgrind mug.Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.
by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006
Get the banana buttcrunch mug.The Sexy Buttwrench
Definition(n.) a person so annoying, you wish to shove a wrench up some ones but.
(V.) Performing the actions of a regular wrench, substituting wrench as a penis, sexily, in the anal hole.
Definition(n.) a person so annoying, you wish to shove a wrench up some ones but.
(V.) Performing the actions of a regular wrench, substituting wrench as a penis, sexily, in the anal hole.
"oh my gosh!"
"what?!"
" I just gave a ..."
"a buttwrench?"
"I just gave a SEXY BUTTWRENCH"
"To who?"
" PETER GRIFFIN"
"you are the shit.CRANK THAT "
"what?!"
" I just gave a ..."
"a buttwrench?"
"I just gave a SEXY BUTTWRENCH"
"To who?"
" PETER GRIFFIN"
"you are the shit.CRANK THAT "
by BooYouWHORE5572 March 23, 2010
Get the Sexy Buttwrench mug.