Buttquake

The ripples that propagate across the female hindquarters caused by the rhythmic spasms of orgasm.

Me: OMG! That was a 6.5 buttquake!!
Her: of course, you made me cum so hard I queefed at a frequency that can only be heard by dogs!

by Doug E. Stile October 18, 2018

Buttslave

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy

"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."

by Emevas April 7, 2005

Corn Eyed Butt Snake

A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.

Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.

by Julio Mundo March 25, 2008

buttsnarls

the snarling of ass hair due to the clotting of fecal matter on the ass hair, resulting a tangle of feces and hair that are tough to separate

after that corn cob eating contest, those buttsnarls were really bad and took a week to get out.

by Naerg March 9, 2009

Buttsucker

A person that hides inside a toilet waiting for a victim, when someone puts his/her butt on the toilet the buttsucker lunges for his/her butt and sucks all the crap out.

You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.

Uncomfortable... sometimes

Can also mean loser.

Rick waited inside the the Mexican restaurant's bathroom's toilet for a victim to buttsuck. Rick is a buttsucker.

by HEEEHAW December 8, 2012

Buttsnack

A person that doesn't know anything, or is stupid.

He was being a buttsnack

by Solopluto9000 July 10, 2019

buttskeet

Skeet either currently or formerly residing inside the butt.

Mr.Cantwell sat down on the chair and when he got up he left a trail of buttskeet.

by Jewbacca May 15, 2006