Buttscratcher

1) Any device used for scratching the area between the buttocks; usually not one's own hands.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.

1) I keep a fork handy by my toilet, though most people don't realize it's a buttscratcher.
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!

by Bahmo May 28, 2019

Buttscrounger

A particularly lowly form of Tramp life, one who scours the ground outside public houses looking for pre-smoked fag ends in the hopes of getting a free dose of herpes to go with their emphysema.

"Jesus will you look at that minging buttscrounger over there? reminds me of Jono!"

by Andy K47 April 1, 2008

buttstraw

An idiot that sucks so much ass that they need a straw.

"Refill the goddamn Brita you mannerless buttstraw."

"Bree", " Panduh"

by yermum69 March 8, 2015

Buttsore

Used to describe someone who has trouble taking a joke, especially a joke that most people find funny.

Dennis was buttsore, he wanted to remove a definition that used his name on urbandictionary.com.

by Peter Bitter June 1, 2004

Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.

At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!

by Stadium seller April 15, 2009

buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks

I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!

by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008

buttcrevice

A derogatory term that will soon take the Internet by storm. Similar to asshole but broader and more encompassing. Sure an asshole may have cling-ons, butt(pun intended) only the buttcrevice contains both the asshole (and accompanying cling-ons) as well as the much sought after and often maligned taint.

John is not all he claims to be, in fact, he's nothing but a thinly disguised buttcrevice.

by Cruel Sandy July 2, 2005