buttoned up

To finish, or correctly complete a job.
commonly used by people from a naval or military background.

It took awhile, but, Donny buttoned up that project and we're good to go on our next contract.

by chiefbean1107 May 10, 2009

Buttover

A hangover for your butt, usually cause by poor choices in diet

I have celiac disease and lactose intolerant but really want pizza. Tomorrow I'm going to have such a buttover

by Ryanito February 3, 2017

dick buttoned

getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,

I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014

scrolla buttones

Scroll Buttons

strong bad uses scrooooooolla buttones to surf the web.

by Teh Whore September 9, 2003

chocolate buttoned

when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury's chocolate buttons in her ass crack, as the night wears on the chocolate buttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she's shat herself during the night

"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"

"hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate buttoned, bitch!!!!!"

by Pink Chris April 5, 2004

buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."

John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?

by diemi May 9, 2009

Buttoned up

Having your act together, being professional, and/or conducting extensive, appropriate, and effective planning. This definition is distinct from another meaning — quiet, non-transparent, secretive, etc.

Unlike in India, the train system in Europe is buttoned up—trains run on time, bathrooms work, conductors check tickets, and accidents are rare.

by SM5682 July 1, 2023