Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

Big Bowl of Buttholes

When something, somewhere, or someone stinks and/or taste like shit!

Dude 1: Man, It smells like ass in here!
DUde 2: Yeah! Lots of ass! Like a Big Bowl of Buttholes!

by smellslikecrapmustbecrap March 12, 2010

buttholesurfer

1. A band

2. A cute, common insult used jokingly towards friends or someone you like. It's better than using something inappropriate where people might ACTUALLY get offended.

"You texted me in the middle of English! Buttholesurfer, my teacher got mad at me.."

by jittle January 24, 2009

buttholeishness

The act of being a butthole

Stop the buttholeishness

by Starswarsqueen March 4, 2016

Captain Ka-Buttholes

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.

"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"

by deadgirlxsinful December 20, 2009

Bumping Buttholes

Verb; For two people to bump their butts together for funsies.

Last night me and that one girl were bumping buttholes for fun.

by Captain Bumper September 25, 2011

Buttholes Gate

A town in southern Oregon, AKA Grants Pass.

Man I hate having to drive through Buttholes Gate.

by Alocatelli February 7, 2008