Butteraches

The pain from the over consumption of butter. The aches generally effect ones head and can commonly move to the abdominal region. Sitting on the toliet for and extended period of time can help with the butteraches.

Damn, Son. My head is banging from the butteraches and need to post up for min.

by Phill da thrill July 17, 2013

Buttstache

The hair directly surrounding the anus or when the hair around the anus forms into a mustache shape.

When he spread his butt cheeks, his Buttstache was staring me right in the face.

I wanted to eat the booty like groceries, but the bitch had a nasty Buttstache.

by AesopFables March 4, 2016

Buttstache

Shaving ones entire ass except around the butt hole.

Ass dingle berry hair mustache buttstache

by WopFF May 6, 2015

The Buttstache

The buttstache occurs when a dude and a bitch are 69'ing and the bitch (or dude) farts directly on your lips and nose, causing the fart wind mustache "The Buttstache

friend 1: "This was fucking gross bro, I was going down on this bitch and she was suckin ma dick, all of a sudden, she ripped a fat one right on my face!" freind 2: "Ew what the fuck? It was the Buttstache"

by M-CsmackAbitch January 20, 2009

Buttstache

The random hair right above the buttcrack.

Chad has a major buttstache!

by Inappropriate Amy February 4, 2022

Buttstache

A visible "mustache" in your butt crack from excessive hair.

The plumber was sporting a massive buttstache.

by BenHYukonOK February 12, 2022