better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 4, 2010

slappin the butter

to choke the chicken, masterbate or just slappin around some butter.

some people like to google themselves but i prefer slappin the butter.

by captain slosh April 17, 2009

buttersnap shitfuckery

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.

A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind

by Avesta May 25, 2010

Buttersnape

A food item, semi-precious stone , or suburban youth drug slang, nobody is quite sure.

AW: What the F*ck is a buttersnape?

GS: I don't know but people are whispering about it in the shadows.

by wildcathockey October 14, 2009

batterslap

the act of slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Brady was angry at Logan so he decided to batterslap him across the face.

by Norman Harris March 6, 2008

batter bitch slapper

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.

"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

by Savagecarcas October 5, 2022

ButterSnap

The art in which you flap your arm fat 23 times to cause happiness from the smile of a male/female.

George ButterSnapped 3 times a day to cure his depression

by That guy who uses words December 16, 2011