buttmonkey

Someone who rides your ass like a horny spider monkey.

My boss is such a buttmonkey.

by Attila Ecsedy October 17, 2003

Bulldonkey

A inconvenience to your day to day operations.

This traffic is bulldonkey.

by Chet Rogers December 19, 2019

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

by tyresha girl July 5, 2007

Dickriding Buttjockey

A guy who likes the cock. See: homosexual

Elton John is an openly dickriding buttjockey.

by not found [Error 404] January 4, 2009

buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

by Lance Gates July 7, 2004

buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.

My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!

by Who CARES?! September 20, 2006