butt pirate 

A Matey Mister who, in the process of wearing The Eyepatch, plunders the treasures of other Matey Misters, whether his sword be drawn or not.

"It'th your turn to walk the gangplank," one Butt Pirate said to the other, whilst slobbing his knob.

butt pirate by TonyHoagland October 21, 2003

Butt Pirate 

Someone who pillages another's booty.

50 Cent is a butt pirate, he rides Eminem's Hershey Highway nightly.

Butt Pirate by Pro September 22, 2003

butt pirate 

In addition to the other definitions, the pirate is often named "Dicky Nicky" and is of Indian descent. His combination of wanting butt pleasures (in reference to Mooj from 40-Year-Old Virgin) and choosing unsuspecting victims makes him the scariest butt pirate of them all.

Why is that guy so obsessed with butt pleasures?

Because he's the BUTT PIRATE!

butt pirate by annonymousfemaleoneaton June 21, 2010

Butt Pirate 

A sailor that docks his "ship" in another mans port

"yeah, dock right in there you butt pirate"

Butt Pirate by Kulboi August 9, 2016

butt pirate 

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze

Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck

butt pirate by Brad November 5, 2003

Butt Pirate 

Someone who plunders butts.

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower or you'll get your butt plundered by a butt pirate.

Butt Pirate by zd18 February 14, 2009

Butt pirate 

pirates fascinated with the booty

"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"

"Let me venture onto your poop deck"

"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."

Butt pirate by Derfigan Maximus November 22, 2009