A fictional baby conceived by anal intercourse and birthed through the anus, just as a regular baby is conceived by sexual intercourse and birthed through the vagina.
In reality it is impossible to impregnate anyone or give birth through the anus. Mentioning or discussing the concept of a butt baby is a pursuit into often intentionally juvenile humour.
In reality it is impossible to impregnate anyone or give birth through the anus. Mentioning or discussing the concept of a butt baby is a pursuit into often intentionally juvenile humour.
John: "Shut up, you butt baby!"
Rick: "Hey, us butt babies are contributing members of society! We are all equal, whether born from the hoo-ha or born from the ha-hoo."
Rick: "Hey, us butt babies are contributing members of society! We are all equal, whether born from the hoo-ha or born from the ha-hoo."
by DanielCornelius September 07, 2012
Noun; When a man takes a shit so big that it stretches out his asshole. The result is a very large stool that could be the size of a small child.
by Ronnie Kimbel February 25, 2010
While performing sloppy anal sex with little to no care; if semen is allowed to drip from the anus into the vagina what we now know as a butt baby has the potential of being conceived. Butt babies are quite obviously identified as their overwhelming need to whine about everything and their pungent odor that will never fade.
UPDATE: Warning! It has been confirmed that a dirty toilet seat can also result in becoming pregnant with a butt baby!
UPDATE: Warning! It has been confirmed that a dirty toilet seat can also result in becoming pregnant with a butt baby!
Daryl: I hate that douche Scott. I can't believe he has a job here, I don't even think he is capable of dressing himself.
Bill: Dude... Scott is a butt baby, stop being so judgmental and put yourself in his poopy shoes for a hot minute.
Daryl: Oh man, I had no idea... now I feel like a butt baby.
Bill: Dude... Scott is a butt baby, stop being so judgmental and put yourself in his poopy shoes for a hot minute.
Daryl: Oh man, I had no idea... now I feel like a butt baby.
by Cuddlesworth October 13, 2015
Definition 1: When a man makes another typically more feminine man pregnant.
Definition 2: In prison, when a male is impregnated by a group of other men.
Definition 2: In prison, when a male is impregnated by a group of other men.
Boy: “Did you see Tyler? He’s pregnant! His butt baby’s due any day now. I think Tommy’s the father.”
Girl: “What? I thought Tyler was a girl...”
Tyrone: “You know Terry? Dax and I somehow got his bitch ass pregnant in the showers when he dropped the soap! He’s about to have our butt baby!”
Juan: “Ay! Terry’s my bitch homes, you owe me! Also, how is that even possible, he ain’t a chick.”
Girl: “What? I thought Tyler was a girl...”
Tyrone: “You know Terry? Dax and I somehow got his bitch ass pregnant in the showers when he dropped the soap! He’s about to have our butt baby!”
Juan: “Ay! Terry’s my bitch homes, you owe me! Also, how is that even possible, he ain’t a chick.”
by BigBodyTyrone August 25, 2021
1)A baby which has been either concieved due to anal sex or has been born through the anal passage as opposed to the vagina. Usually resembles a faeces covered fetus.
2)An insult directed at people who enjoy rectums and their function.
2)An insult directed at people who enjoy rectums and their function.
1)"Thomas was a Butt Baby, he was born out of a smelly anus."
2)"Thomas is such a Butt Baby, look at the way he acts around rectums."
2)"Thomas is such a Butt Baby, look at the way he acts around rectums."
by Casanova M-baby May 04, 2005
The infant born that was concieved during anal intercourse. This occurs when a male ejaculates inside of a woman's anus, then she omits gas and the sperm is then forced out of and carried to her vagina. Once inside, she becomes inpregnated.
by mamabearwhiskey April 17, 2009
azoural and extractor
Man 1: Dude I cant go to the party my mom said no
Man 2: What are you a fuckin butt baby
Man 1: Do I look like extractor 111 or freddy fazbear to you?
Man 2: What are you a fuckin butt baby
Man 1: Do I look like extractor 111 or freddy fazbear to you?
by Jack67194 May 28, 2023