what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.
He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by Turttlemugger December 16, 2008
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Parson B "True dat"
by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009
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Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'
by Wutanglou December 13, 2015
Get the One in the hand is worth two in the bush mug.The phrase "Worth two in the bush" has the opposite meaning of the original proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".
To better understand this, you must understand the original saying; "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". The first part of the phrase; "A bird in the hand" means that it is better to have something that is small but guaranteed, instead of something that is risky with uncertain rewards - "Worth two in the bush".
By something being "Worth two in the bush" you are willing to risk what is already in front of you, with hopes of achieving something much better.
"Worth two in the bush" can be used to describe something that is highly desirable, extremely valuable, and so rare that it's almost mythical.
To better understand this, you must understand the original saying; "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". The first part of the phrase; "A bird in the hand" means that it is better to have something that is small but guaranteed, instead of something that is risky with uncertain rewards - "Worth two in the bush".
By something being "Worth two in the bush" you are willing to risk what is already in front of you, with hopes of achieving something much better.
"Worth two in the bush" can be used to describe something that is highly desirable, extremely valuable, and so rare that it's almost mythical.
If someone were to create a functional Star Wars lightsaber, that would be "worth two in the bush". I'd much rather have one lightsaber instead of a thousand medieval swords; it's so much better.
by POTUS Andrew Jackson January 23, 2024
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by Bottom Ford September 4, 2010
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When your with a girl and your wondering if shes going to get the job done or not. If not than you tell her to beat it and then you do the same.
When your with a girl and your wondering if shes going to get the job done or not. If not than you tell her to beat it and then you do the same.
Bustworthy Your at a bar in the middle of the night and a chick has been eyeing you and you have a little buzz on. Now not enough to say you would hook up with her but not enough to deny her either. Basically you have to have a couple more drinks to make your decision.
bustworthy Also it can be at the end of the night when everyone is leaving the bar and even after plenty of drinks this girl still is repulsive and its that moment every guy has when you say fuck it she due its alot better than going home to Handrea.
bustworthy Also it can be at the end of the night when everyone is leaving the bar and even after plenty of drinks this girl still is repulsive and its that moment every guy has when you say fuck it she due its alot better than going home to Handrea.
by The Italian Knob February 19, 2012
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