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doomsday buddy

a partner (usually sexual) who accompanies you while on the edge of the world, during dire life or death times
fuck man, i think i lost my doomsday buddy to the recent social distancing. i think she found someone else, and i’m sure they’re having the best sex of their lives
by willk1119 March 14, 2020
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Rob ole Buddy

The act of swallowing a steamy wad of man gravy, freshly farmed from the meatus of your intellectual superior in the hopes that his semen will somehow impregnate your brain with some tiny resemblance of intelligence but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is a poostache full of spunk and not one ounce of dignity.
Junior: "Hey, Rob ole Buddy! How do you spell laid the fuck off?"

Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"
by TheThunderFromDownUnder May 27, 2016
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Snake your buddy

To betray a friend's trust, often over a dating partner.
Ben Dover sure got shafted by his pal over a girl he fancied, l guess some devil said to snake your buddy!
by I, Wreckerrr August 23, 2020
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TF-BUNDY

This was originally an acronym used by medical staff standing for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It can be used to describe a number of different types of patient:
1. Those patients who have a long-term medical condition which requires the expenditure of a great deal of time, effort and resources.
2. Those patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persistent Vegetative State or PSV.
3. Those patients who, although they may have a serious medical condition, are a total pain in the ass
Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.
“Have you seen Malcolm? He looks like death, the doctors say it’s terminal.”
“TF-BUNDY! “
by AKACroatalin February 26, 2017
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Chunky buddy

Its a term of calling someone or something big in a funny way
This guys booty looks like a chunky buddy
by Lance Aaron July 19, 2021
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tug buddy

A thicc strong friend to help you achieve victory
Rubio's tug buddy Rojas was keeping the gap to Nizzolo in check while Healy and Mcnulty winked at each other.
by RosaliaYAlejandro4Ever May 22, 2023
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Gig Buddy

People who are friends/meet up for the sole reason of going to events, concerts, festivals, or gigs, often due to real friends (or lack of real friends) not sharing the same taste in music or said events, concerts, festivals, or gigs.

Often, people looking for "gig buddies" conjugate online, in places such as Last FM, to find others who share similar musical tastes, and as such are willing to go to events together, despite being complete strangers.
I wish I had gotten a Gig Buddy instead of missing that last concert
by EricAvaith May 28, 2010
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