something that does not exist and never has and never would have in alternate timelines
also used as an insult
also used as an insult
Q:"Hey, have you ever been to Burgenland, Austria?"
A:"Are you shizophrenic or something? Burgenland does not exist."
A:"Are you shizophrenic or something? Burgenland does not exist."
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The "burnt-out" feeling that ensues after coming down from a marijuana high; a haze that engulfs one's capacity to do thinking that involves the cerebral cortex.
"Damn, that was some good bud"!
"Im fucked up.."
(~3 hours later)
"..Im burgensnaggen".
"Lets light up again".
"Ok".
"Im fucked up.."
(~3 hours later)
"..Im burgensnaggen".
"Lets light up again".
"Ok".
by Mein Ryan July 19, 2009
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Benjamin and Emma have a burgeoning need for homemade videos about feet.
Benjamin and Emma have a burgeoning need for homemade videos about feet.
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If you know Burgoon & she thinks that you're OK, consider yourself lucky; if you know Burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know Burgoon & she more than just "likes" you, well...then...that's just too good to be true.
The best friend anyone can possibly have.
A guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset Burgoon - for 3 reasons:
1) She deserves better.
2) He should know better.
3) She'll go Schenect on his ass.
Burgoon's only flaws include:
1) She's blind to her own beauty and intelligence.
2) She can be a little mean at times.
3) She thinks she's a whole hell of a lot funnier than she actually is - which is pretty funny in and of itself.
4) "(-:" <------ She's been known to abuse poor little smileys.
If you know Burgoon & she thinks that you're OK, consider yourself lucky; if you know Burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know Burgoon & she more than just "likes" you, well...then...that's just too good to be true.
The best friend anyone can possibly have.
A guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset Burgoon - for 3 reasons:
1) She deserves better.
2) He should know better.
3) She'll go Schenect on his ass.
Burgoon's only flaws include:
1) She's blind to her own beauty and intelligence.
2) She can be a little mean at times.
3) She thinks she's a whole hell of a lot funnier than she actually is - which is pretty funny in and of itself.
4) "(-:" <------ She's been known to abuse poor little smileys.
Guy 1: "You know, the only situation better than going out with a girl LIKE Burgoon is going out with Burgoon herself."
Guy 2: "I know what you mean man but let's be honest, Burgoon can get any guy in this entire world. She's a perfect friend and would make THE perfect girlfriend. She'll never be interested in guys like us."
Guy 3: "Are you kidding me? Y'all are losers. I may be a shitshow but I've got the hair, the personality, and the loyalty to be with Burgoon. I have a lot to prove but I'm sure that, when it's all said and done, she'll know that I am the guy she's looked for her entire life."
(-:
Guy 2: "I know what you mean man but let's be honest, Burgoon can get any guy in this entire world. She's a perfect friend and would make THE perfect girlfriend. She'll never be interested in guys like us."
Guy 3: "Are you kidding me? Y'all are losers. I may be a shitshow but I've got the hair, the personality, and the loyalty to be with Burgoon. I have a lot to prove but I'm sure that, when it's all said and done, she'll know that I am the guy she's looked for her entire life."
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by If We Only Knew July 17, 2011
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