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ipod bungee jump

when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord
"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"
by GoldFishCrackers May 3, 2010
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cordless bungee jumping

Another way to tell someone to off themselves. More original than something such as "commit scooter ankle."
Gamer 1: Go commit scooter ankle
Gamer2: Go commit cordless bungee jumping
Gamer 1: *Explodes*
by BoredSchoolKid September 6, 2019
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ball bungee jumping

For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!
Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.
by B.A.D.S. June 12, 2007
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Bluetooth bungee jumping

Omg bob went Bluetooth bungee jumping now he is dead
by Adams tree March 17, 2022
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Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.
"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!
by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009
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San Francisco Bungee Jump

When you jump off a cliff with a string of anal beads in your ass, and you have to clench to stop yourself.
When we go to California on vacation, me and the family will have to try out a San Francisco Bungee Jump
by rrK_NAFK January 5, 2020
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Extreme Bungee Jumping

When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.
After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.
by walkerrrrr10 February 19, 2020
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