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born in a bunghole 

A phrase to insult someone who is dumber than a piece of shit. While being born in a barn may say someone is simple or dumb, born in a bunghole means something much worse.
Uncle Larry: Reggie, did you throw out your sister's dirty diapers?
Reggie: Yep. I put 'em in the 'fridge to keep 'em from stinkin' up the house.
Uncle Larry: Were you born in a bunghole? I told you to stick 'em under the bed!
born in a bunghole by von groovy August 18, 2017

bungchole 

Another word for the butthole, or asshole. Often associated with a dirty, or smelly one at that.
Vin: Whats that horrid smell!?!?

Drew: Oh, that's just my tainted bungchole! No worries!
bungchole by Baby Mustacho! December 7, 2010

Bunghole Bandit 

Is a term used to describe an individual that makes a female feel secure enough in the relationship that she decides to give him her bunghole virginity, and upon finishing the deal, is never heard from again, thus robbing her virgin ass.
I’m telling you right now, if I ever see that dickhead Ryan , I’m going to beat his ass. My best friend Shauna fell for this douche, and after a couple of months was persuaded by Ryan to take it in the ass. Turns out that Asshat was a Bunghole Bandit, and after robbing her of the sweet, innocent, pure, perfectly good ass, Shauna hasn’t been the same. She was going to marry the man she gave the brown nectar up to, but now it looks like she may be single forever. Maybe I should try to hit it come to think of it. Thanks Ryan!
Bunghole Bandit by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

tiki bunghole 

To absolutely mangle ones asshole with the phat D
Willy for men totally Tiki bungholed her with old spice as lube.
tiki bunghole by The large gay February 25, 2019

Lets blow this bunghole 

A way to say to a group of friends or whoever you're with that you think it's time to go, leave a pub, bar, restaurant or anywhere. Although it may sound like the place your leaving is rubbish or crappy, it doesn't have to be the case. It could be used when its time to move on after a great night out.
Nic "Great place this but shouldn't we get to the party soon?"
Mike "yeah lets blow this bunghole"

garden bunghole

When you have so much hair on ur asshole, it still feels like you havent wiped your cornhole after pooping- even though u wiped your hole with 4 balls of tissue paper
"Damn Lisa, we cant have anal sex anymore because your garden bunghole is cutting up my dick"
garden bunghole by Anthony I July 4, 2006