Bump Monkey

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

bump monkey

A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person

"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".

by Gkelly September 21, 2005

buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

by tyresha girl July 5, 2007

buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

by Lance Gates July 7, 2004

bushmonkey

a woman of the unusually hairy variety, expecially in the "nether" regions. ex. Madonna in her Playboy pictures.

Hey, yo, weasel that bitch was such a bushmonkey that it would take me all day, a compass, and a brushhog to find her frog.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

BushMonkey

It's what you call someone after you push them into a bush or nearby shrub.

Jack: "Ah ha! BushMonkey!"
John: "ya bastard!"
Jack: "BUSH PUUUUUSH!"

by aibou July 1, 2011