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Colleen Ballinger

Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".

Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.

Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
by EEPIC July 14, 2023
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rachel ballinger

Comedian & YouTube star related to Colleen and Christopher Ballinger. She wrote a book called 101 Things That Piss Me off and used to be Miranda Sings assistant.
A: Rachel Ballinger is so funny!

B: Miranda Sings's old assistant Rachel Ballinger?
by addictionYoutube June 30, 2017
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colleen ballinger

Is an amazing you tuber and creator of YouTube phenomenon, Miranda Sings. Her YouTube channel (phychosoprano) posts videos every Tuesday and Friday. On Tuesdays, she hosts Colleen's Corner, where her viewers ask her questions via the hashtag- #colleenscorner. On Fridays, she usually does a fun video, featuring her friends, her equally hilarious sister Rachel, or her boyfriend Joshua. (joshuadtv) In December she vloggs everyday with her family, her boyfriend and her friends. Also on her channel she posts bloopers of Miranda Videos and information about upcoming Miranda fun. Colleen is obsessed with Taco Bell, Beauty and the Beast/ anything Disney, and her family.
Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner

Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
by Hahahayourefunny December 24, 2013
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tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
by silverfox73 November 27, 2009
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busslinger

REEEEEEEAAAAALLLLY BEAUTIFUL. only nice to the people they want to be nice too. can be a true friend, but at the same time a major bitch. likes to party, and have some fun, but at the same time knows how to chill. almost completely dumb, but thats okay :)
oh shit, we got ourselfs another Busslinger!
by everythingandnothing. October 20, 2010
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bumdigger

The act of digging in ones anus in search of goodies.
Joe is such a bumdigger, I wonder what he's looking for.
by RGMichael April 18, 2011
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bumdinger

A moment of disappointment that occurs when you have a high expectation of accomplishment and experience a sudden let down.
What a bumdinger! I was supposed to get a promotion and now only have a 3 percent raise.
by Greg Walden December 2, 2005
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