bum's rush

diarrhea

A play on the "forceful ejection" meaning, instead implying that there is poop rushing from your bum (butt).

Employer: I'll give you the bum's rush!
Employee: Where I come from, we call that diarrhea.

All that fatty meat gave my the bum's rush!

by Ervty September 21, 2005

a bum's jockstrap

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.

Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!

by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021

licked a bum's ass

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.

Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.

by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!

by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

Builder's bum

When someone in loose trousers bends forwards and the arse crack rises above for all the world to see.
Common with builders, council workers, plumers and general overweight people.

"My plumber was fixing my pipes and his swetty builder's bum kepted staring me in the face."

by Mr Yin January 6, 2009

Aimee's bum

The most gorgeous and beautiful bum of all bums that exist. Tends to be a lovely round shape. Quite big, but not TOO big.
Whenever an Aimee's bum walks past every single guy stares at it and drools.

Dude1: HOLY SH*T!
Dude2: WHAT?!
Dude3: OH MY GOD
Dude1: Now THAT is one hell've a hot bum.
Dude3: Hell to the yeah!
Dude1: (laughs)
Dude2: That girl has a seriously fit bum!
Dude1: I know!
All 3 dudes: She has an Aimee's Bum. *dribble drips down their chins*

by iLOVEbums March 11, 2009

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013