Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.
Zach was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people he forgot to check his phone.
by tommy bullshittin January 4, 2015
Get the Bullshitter mug.An inveterate liar. A person whose life is so empty they have to invent grandiose yarns and daring exploits to make people think they are anything other than sad pathetic losers.The king of bullshitters is a guy called Eddie and one of his outlandish anecdotes is transcribed below.
"So I got a bite and I reeled it in and it was a 500cc motorbike. Kick started first time. Went down to Birmingham for the weekend on it. Pulled two girls and did them both in the hotel room while snoting coke off their tits. Just as I joined the M6 on my way home the front wheel fell off. Couldn't fix it so had to do a wheelie for the full 120 miles."
"Jesus! You bullshitter!"
"Jesus! You bullshitter!"
by Dave Mars January 21, 2007
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1. One who lies out of his/her ass.
2. One who commits the act of bullshitting.
Bullshit=absolute nonesense, to lie out of the asshole.
2. One who commits the act of bullshitting.
Bullshit=absolute nonesense, to lie out of the asshole.
Me: John is such a bullshitter
Eric: Why do you say that?
Me: because he promised that he'd give me his PS3 ifI could end DMC4 in a week.
Eric: well, you should have known that he was bullshitting from the door.
Me: that asshole.
Eric: Why do you say that?
Me: because he promised that he'd give me his PS3 ifI could end DMC4 in a week.
Eric: well, you should have known that he was bullshitting from the door.
Me: that asshole.
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Get the bullshittary mug.A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.
Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.
Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.
Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
by R.J.H December 26, 2009
Get the Don't bullshit a bullshitter. mug.the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males
Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand
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