Bullschismo

Bullchismo is when someone acts like they are a superior athlete or very masculine, displaying a lot of Machismo. However, in reality they are just average and/or highly athletically uncoordinated, and feel the need to compensate for this by telling extensive and often unbelievable lies about their exploits. This type of individual can be highly annoying as they typically must share how awesome their (entirely made up) exploits are with other people constantly.

Doug: Yo Katharine, I just did a back flip on my snowboard yesterday

Katharine: Wow Doug, I need to suck your dick off right now!

Steve: Doug has so much Bullschismo, the only snowboard he ever back flipped was on PS2.

Katharine: Doug, you’re a LOSER!

by ThugNugget227 August 2, 2008

bullocks

A term Americans mistakenly use when they really mean to say bollocks.

"Bullocks"? Bollocks, mate, say it right!

by Bud Rugged July 29, 2004

Sandra Bullock

An extremely hot actress the age of 41, who starred in movies like Speed (1994) and Miss Congeniality (2001)

Sandra Bullock scores a comic success!

by Lexiloo June 18, 2006

Sandra Bullock

A drop dead gorgeous actress born in Virginia whose first movie was in 1987 and has continued to make entertaining timeless movies for over 20 years!

See also: extremely hot bod, hilarious woman, classy, and sexy.

Have you seen 'The Proposal' yet? Man Sandra Bullock is sexy!!...and I'm a straight woman!

by EnEmEs June 27, 2009

Bullchicken

Another name for Bullsquid. Sometimes spelled as two different words. A fictional two-legged creature from the popular game Half-Life. They have 5 red tentacles surrounding its mouth and spots running down its back. The High definition model for the bullsquid has two spikes at the end of its tail, but the original has no spikes. If you get too close to one, it'll bite and toss you backwards. If you're not within biting range, it'll constantly spit acid at you. If you're near death, the bullchicken will finish you with a gibbing tail whip instead of biting you. Bullchickens are agressive, but also easy to kill. Bullchickens are amphibious creatures. They're also attracted to radiation and are often seen in radioactive waste pools. They feed on headcrabs. Also, if a bullsquid sees any gibs within its area, it may stop attacking and eat them. Bullchickens may attack each other if there's more than one in an area, possibly for food or for mating. They live in a place called Xen. Bullchickens may be vicious, but some may not attack humans, and may actually be more scared of them than humans are afraid of them. For example, when Gordon Freeman was accidentially teleported to Xen for the first time after the Resonance Cascade, he saw two bullchickens, but they did not attack him. Another reason for their agressiveness towards Humans is that being on Earth probably had them scared and confused, due to the fact that they haven't gotten used to their surroundings. It is speculated Eli Vance, one of the survivors of Half-Life, had lost his leg in a bullchicken attack.

I took a trip to xen and was almost killed by an angry bullchicken.

by OmegaXMKII September 1, 2008

Shite Bullocks

A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.

1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!

2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!

by FishWadge May 1, 2009

Bullchit

Bullchit means ain't nobody got time for that chit

Bullchit - when someone on facebook sends you a private message that you must forward a message to 200 friends in 9 minutes or else you will die that's bullchit *bullchit *bullshit

by Mama MH February 17, 2015