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bukkakalypse

(n.) the simultaneous ejaculation of upwards of ten males onto one recipient, willing or unwilling, with such force that it brings about a catastrophe of biblical proportions. Some events have triggered the Flood of the Old Testament, the Holocaust, and the birth of Kristen Stewart.
Some examples of "bukkakalypse" include: The Fabled Circle Jerk of Sodom and Gamorrah; the average house party of Emperor Nero; the secret Puritan right of passage, abolished post-Salem Witch Trials; the only requirement for admittance into Al-Qaeda.
by TheSovereignDeity November 22, 2013
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bukakke

Bukakke is when several men ejaculate in the face of a woman. The above mentioned description of its origin is false, mainly because since the punishment for adultery in feudal Japan was death.

Bukakke is a dish in Japan with fine white noodles with a splash of topping in liquid not at all unlike loads of semen. It comes from the verb bukakkeru which means to splash some liquid (usually water).

The Japanese are very good at making poetic or funny descriptions like that.

All this mystic bullshit about Japan and japanese customs must please stop.
i will bukakke you until you give up trying to sound schoolary at the expense of japanese culture you sick pervert.
by twinax June 11, 2006
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Bukakke Fairy

The Bukakke Fairy is a mythical creature originally native to Japan. At night he visits naughty men and women much like the tooth fairy. The primary difference being that the Bukakke Fairy leaves unimaginable amounts of cum all over its recipients, soaking them in his baby batter.
Andy made one too many jokes gaining the ire of the Bukakke Fairy, and earning a visit the other night.
by Katana416 July 14, 2023
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Bukakkalypse

A bukakke party where more than 100 men are present.
The entire country of Guam participated in the 2nd annual bukakkalypse last Thursday.
by Raw64life May 23, 2003
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Bukakke

A circle jerk, but with a target
Oh yeah bro after the game let's all go to the locker room and have a Bukakke
by Dhanabjzjzjxj September 5, 2016
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Bukakke

When multiple men are playing adventure quest and reach max level they will reach an orgasm then squirt their mana potions all over a woman's face.
Roberto and his buds used their mana potions on a young woman. Bukakke.
by JordanJoshMarc March 2, 2015
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ewok totem bukakke

A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.
"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"
by Skippy European November 28, 2003
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