Buffering

buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.

fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.

by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009

buffering

1) Freezing mid thrust during rough or angry sex.

2) Freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.

I was totally banging my old lady last night and I stopped mid thrust. She asked what I was doing. I responded, "Its a new moved I learned from internet pr0n... It's called buffering"

by Reddit Thief October 1, 2010

Buffering

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!

I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.

by Kr8zi2D May 3, 2018

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 30, 2012

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008

Buffering

When you put your nose in a girl’s ass and inhale

I was buffering a girl last night

by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018

Buffering

When to people like each other and are talking but have not made it official.

The two of them are buffering.

Yeah they’re totally buffering.

by Kane doe April 17, 2019