2) Freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.
I was totally banging my old lady last night and I stopped mid thrust. She asked what I was doing. I responded, "Its a new moved I learned from internet pr0n... It's called buffering"
The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...
(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."
The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.