Anti-bitch Buffer

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment

Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"

by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009

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Buffer Boy

The man you use to divert your attention to avoid getting too smitten by the guy you really like.

Marie was crushing on Rob hard but, fortunately, she had quite a few buffer boys she had met on Snatch.com, as well as the mystery man she met at the market last night.

by Marie16 May 23, 2011

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bufferting

The day between Monday and Tuesday.

Happy bufferting to you.

by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018

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Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020

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buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer

Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!

by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010

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