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bruised plum

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.
John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.
by Lee Mo April 6, 2008
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Short bussed

The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.
Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude
by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021
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brassed

To be skint or have a lack of money
I can't afford that dope, I'm brassed!
by Dolpho July 20, 2006
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Brussels

Capital of Belgium and Europe, Brussels is a very cosmopolitan city of around one million inhabitants.

It is bilingual French-Dutch with, according to estimations, 95% of it's inhabitants speaking good to perfect French. For English and Dutch these figures are 35% and 28% respectively.

Consequently, you can now understand why Brussels is such a cosmopolitan city. The fact that it hosts the European Commission and the headquarter of the NATO only adds to this. Brussels also has vibrant districts, such as the Matonge, which form ethnic enclaves.

It is culturally very rich, it has a good nightlife, interesting museums, and a world-famous central market square: The Grand Place (it's French name) or the Grote Markt (it's Dutch name: remember Brussels is Bilingual French-Dutch, which in practice means that all street names and signs there are written both in French and Dutch. Policemen are also expected to be bilingual). Monuments in the city include Manneken Pis, the Atomium and the Royal Palace.

The climate there is moderate with relatively lots of precipitation, which is typical for the region.

To conclude, Brussels is a very nice city that has lots to offer and that, even if it can offer a lot of rain, Brussels remains very nice.
"Brussels has the 14th highest living standards in the world!"
by bheb July 6, 2008
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Man in Brussels

Man too large to pick a fight with.

As the song says, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles."
Jeff: Dude, there was this guy starting shit down at the Kirk Hotel.
TP: Did you kick his ass?
Jeff: Nah, guy was a like a man in Brussels.
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself.
by The Cooker March 14, 2008
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hot brussel sprout

A really hot person who is liked by no one.
by M4TH3W April 19, 2017
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