bruncle

everyone’s distant and very close relative in the same person

my bruncle is my brother and my uncle

my grandpa is also my son-in-law therefore he is my bruncle

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

bruncle

A male relative who is both your uncle (a sibling of your parents) and you brother (one of your siblings).

Since Narelle is my mum & my sister then Barry must be my bruncle

by ringofyre May 15, 2011

the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative

everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.

"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"

by John Fun September 21, 2016

bruncle-tash

Bruncle-tash's are more commonly found on that peasant underclass known as 'chavs'.

''Ere Dwayne what's going on with your mouth.Are you trying to grow a moustache or something?''

''Nah brethrin! brrrap...I az spent da evening feltchin me bruncledads chocolate starfish,u get me.Now i've got me very own bruncle-tash,itz well wicked.....innit!!''

by chavlosers December 26, 2007

Bruncle

This happens when mothers has sexual relation with her spouses (PATERNAL) fATHER. The child is raised as the brother of the mother and father child. The reality is the child is offspring of the paternal grandfather. Thus combining the word BROTHER+UNCLE= BRUNCLE

The reason my parents divirced is because my mom cheated on my dad with his father, now instead of a brother he is my bruncle.

by pdxbill November 19, 2021