bruh momentum

the product of bruh mass and bruh velocity, and don't forget that bruh velocity is a vector value.

His bruh mass was small when his pizza rolls weren't done, so his bruh momentum was low.

by A spoonky July 19, 2019

bruh momentum

1. When a person gets bruh'd so much that you will physically be pushed backwards by the bruh force.
2. Using an insane amount of bruh force to physically push the bruh receiver backwards.

Person 1: Ayo bruh what happened to Person 2 yesterday?
Person 3: He got hit wit da bruh momentum.

by i cant find a damn name July 26, 2019

Bruh momentum

Bruh momentum is a type of energy, similar to big dick energy bruh momentum is the essence of a bruh moment

Daniel:"Did you see Kyle get hit in the face"
Cory:"Yeah, real bruh momentum there"
Daniel:"bruh"
Cory:"bruh"

by bone_hurting_sauce July 19, 2019

bruh momentum

Bruh momentum is the likelihood of a bruh moment to happen.

kid in the backseat: *turns on car light*
Dad: O god O gosh were all gonna die turn that light off.
As you can see the bruh momentum is very high in this instance because you know a bruh moment is gonna happen as soon turn on that light

by JoJo Road January 15, 2020

bruh momentum

In a videogame: That one "bruh moment" when you teleport backwards or forwards, for no reason, and die.

He had such bad ping lmao. The guy moved into the next fucking dimension. The game probably told him that his girlfriend is alone in her hosue. Bruh momentum.

by 301|v April 3, 2020

True Bruh Momentum

A standing force of Bruh Potential that accelerates or escalates within a relatively short amount of time. Typically painful when introduced to the senses of humans.

"This thread has True Bruh Momentum... like, seriously dude."

by Sully - ShorelineVic May 5, 2019

bruh momentum

what do you get when you push chad down a hill and he starts rolling faster?
bRuH moMenTuM :/

Kyle: yo Chad got hella bruh momentum rolling down that hill.
Jared: ikr brah. shits crazy.

by A. Hater December 12, 2019