Brobation

When a male has committed some form of deceit or cock blocking to a fellow male friend.

Tommy's not coming to the bar with us tonight, he took home the girl I was hitting on last time. He's on serious brobation right now.

by Beree October 21, 2007

Broflation

(1) A sudden increase in female expectations about how dudes should act. (2) A sudden increase in dudes at an event or venue.

The broflation was so bad last night it ended up being a sausage fest.

by reallynotnick2 February 7, 2010

brewcation

Short for "brew vacation" as in beer vacation.

An example of "brewcation" would be a vacation centered around visiting numerous brew pubs or breweries during a select period of time or in a certain geographic area where beer is brewed and served.

by picky1 August 27, 2009

broquation

What a guy has to do in his head to see if a girl is dtf or not. Mainly for girls that don't show if the are down or not.

Dude Amber had me doing so many broquations last night, I had no clue if she wanted my D

by CHYEA CHYEA CHYEA! October 25, 2010

Brokeation

When you are on vacation and are broke, just sitting home.

Billy is so broke, he's taking a brokeation. He hasn't been out of his house in a week.

by Sup4h4x0r December 29, 2010

long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.

Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*

by c&o December 22, 2012

Brobation

When a bro breaks the Bro Code, putting him on probation.

You: I put (instert bro's name) on brobation because he hooked up with my ex 5 days after we split up.

Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.

by Orphan Stomper November 30, 2010