brownout

Passing out immediately after having a substantial defecation.
Johnny had a brownout after finally get rid of that half pound burrito, waking up hours later to find himself still sitting on the toilet.
by SuperMurphee August 02, 2010
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brownout

A massive debilitating dump taken by a co-worker that paralyzes an entire office floor.
Walter took a massive brownout this morning after his ham biscuit. The whole workforce is suffering and deserves combat pay.
by chocolate doughnut hole May 15, 2007
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brownout

Uh-oh! I gotta brownout over here!
Well, thanks for letting us know, Nostradamus.
by Intelligence001 December 27, 2016
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brownout

1. When the lights go out quickly and come back on. Also may reboot computers.

2. When your girlfriend smacks you across the dome.
Shit, that brownout disconnected my Counter Strike game

That bitch brownout my eye
by Bud Wise May 20, 2004
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brownout

When you shit yourself at work and wife has to bring you u
New underwear
Jeremy had a brownout the other day and had to go home
by aj612345 January 25, 2010
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brownouts

When you go drinking and the next morning or sometimes later that nights you realize that pieces of the night are missing from your memory. To fluctuate between remembering and being blackout drunk.
GUY 1: What'd you do last night

GUY 2: Well I remember playing drinking games at the house, I don't know how but I somehow eneded up at a club. The next thing I remember was being in a cab with two hot girls who didn't speak english. I must of fucked up though because I woke up on the doorstep to the house.

GUY 1: Fucking Brownouts always screw you over in the end.
by jiffrey June 07, 2007
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keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub February 11, 2012
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