Brown Bag

Bangin' body, sure is a shotty, but her face is naughty.

"If you don't wear a rubber, your sons face will suffer, brown bag a bitch... brown bag a bitch" -Dingleberry Enterprises

by P.F. Dingleberry April 6, 2009

brown bag

When your fucking someone in the ass while wearing a condom and pull out which you look to find out that your condom is covered in poop.

I was fucking the bitch so hard in the ass, when I was done this bitch gave me a brown bag.

by Deeptoot123 September 13, 2011

Brown bag

this word means basically whatever you want it to mean. You use it in a sentence to make people around you wonder what the hell your talkind about. They'll ask, "Whats a brown bag?" I usually respond,"Sorry, can't tell you. Its a secret."

Quit brown bagin around the place like your some sort of magic man; Why can't you just be like everyone else and clean your brown bag every once in a while?

by jordan lee walker January 22, 2009

Brown Bag

The act of unzipping one's bean bag, and taking a dump in it... then zipping it back up for the next unsuspecting user.

D: "I just brown bagged my roomates bean bag while he was showering."
L: "Dude thats raw!"
D: "I can't wait for movie night tonight!"

*later that night during movie night*

K: "Oh you guys are asses!"

by Fenchfckr October 18, 2009

Brown bag

Poop on own balls

I had massive diarrhea and my scrotum got brown bagged

by 2 jens 1 cup September 14, 2015

Brown bag

The act of sucking a fart out of another's ass then blowing it back in. Similar to using a bag when hyperventilating.

That chick is so hot that I would brown bag her fart box.

by Bigdickieswingin January 17, 2016

Brown Bag

A man who's very fuckable with hot body and big dick but has an extremely ugly face. You would want to ride his dick but would prefer doing that with a brown bag covering his face.

Emma : Ugh, John's hot and I wanna fuck him but wtf is up with his face.

Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.

by ObdurateSoup. July 31, 2019