Brotopsy

similar to an autopsy. the situation of being at a party or some social gathering with your bro's, and one of you get's a little more than tipsy, in turn passing out on someones floor, bed, couch, naked girl, etc. you or a friend need to perform a brotopsy. in doing so you will make sure he's breathing, and then ask around to see what he was drinking that got him so messed up. then you need to find out where you can get some. bottoms up.

Bro 1 "DUDE, phil needs a Brotopsy he's been out for at least an hour."

Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."

by broseph del fuego July 27, 2010

Broton

The sub-atomic particles that connect all "bros". The extra particle is what accounts for all of bro culture. It also allows bros to send messages among each other without having to speak.

"Did you see that chick, bro?"
"Nah man I didn't."
"I was sending you major brotons!"

by GratisTheThird February 8, 2009

brotoshop

Digitally altering a photo by inserting a black man or other minority to give the appearance of diversity.

The city of Toronto brotoshopped the cover of their "Fun Guide" instead of finding an actual black guy in the city.

by jack21222 June 25, 2009

brotosynthesis

The act of maintaining a bro-like persona via the intake of sunlight.* This can be witnessed on Beaches and college campuses across the United states. (note: also possible around fires, at Dave Matthews concerts, etc.) Specifically occurs with men ages 18-24, "chill" (see chill) outside in small groups, or "crews". (note: sunglasses, vintage tees, sandals, and Abercrombie and Fitch paraphenalia are key indicators of brotosynthesis.) Common, less scientific, synonyms include but are not limited to the following: chillin', hangin, livin' the dream.
verb: brotosynthesize

*Recent studies indicate that the intake of cheap beer may aid in this process; it has not yet been confirmed.

1. "Dude work has sucked lately"

"Yeah fuck my job, too. This weekend we need some brotosynthesis."

2."Hey Gail, why doesn't Matthew Mcconaghey ever wear a shirt?"
"Well, Susan, because he's engaging in brotosynthesis"

3. "Yo break out the natty and meet me at the shore, we're gonna brotosynthesize."

by ItsKenbro June 5, 2009

Brotoshoot

when a group of males, strictly in the company of males, take photographs of themselves doing activities of a bromantic nature.

Terrell Browens, Tony Bromo, and Tim Tebrow went to the pool other day, yet all three of the bros knew that a brotoshoot was bound to happen when Tony said, "Bring a camera... It's brotoshoot time."

by MC7+ January 13, 2011

brotosis

A condition in which there are too many males present in one area... literally case of BROtosis.

Yo, there is a brotosis going on over here.. dudes everywhere!

by brotosis December 18, 2017

Brotoshop

Photoshopping a picture to give yourself a more bro appearance.

Brotoshopping abs onto a picture of oneself

by werelobster August 26, 2010