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maximum brutality

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"
by frank pubes January 20, 2005
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brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.
"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.
by Alex October 21, 2004
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Bogality

The Bogality of president bushes actions during office was appalling.
by islandgirl_0079 February 12, 2009
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Bentality

The thought process of knowing that not doing something would be a mistake. You would be stupid not to do it.
Thanks to my bentality, I used that money I found to buy several pounds of dry ice.

If not for my bentality, I may not have paid that hobo $2 to try to catch the rabid raccoon.
by Batt Zibberban October 20, 2010
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Brosanity

When an absurdly large amount of bros gather in a common location to partake in bro-like activities, such as: wearing Affliction t-shirts, showing off one's Nautilus tattoo, driving one's raised Ford Truck 350 with a flame paint job, sporting black sunglasses outside at 8pm, threatening to "punch out that little bitch" at a nearby bar, and generally making a mockery of well-accepted human mores and ethics.
"Dude, a surfing competition and a UFC PPV on the same day IN downtown Huntington Beach?! That's friggin' Brosanity!"
by 5aby August 10, 2010
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brotalitarian

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.
"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.
by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008
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Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.
The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.
by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009
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