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cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009
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couch browsing

The act of watching TV on the couch while surfing the internet using a laptop.
Are you watching TV? Yes. I'm also looking up useless info on the internet. I'm couch browsing.
by Ben aka "the Deuce" January 4, 2008
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InPrivate Browsing

Internet Explorer's porn mode.
Before watching porn, Jack invoked InPrivate Browsing so his parents wouldn't find out.
by JenksDude July 30, 2011
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private browsing

A feature of many web browsers that allows the user to prevent any data (like history, cookies, or the cache) from being stored while it is on. Also known as porn mode for really obvious reasons, but may be used whenever any sensitive/confidential information is going to be transmitted.

Private browsing is more comprehensive than simply erasing the history, because that's just a list of URLs, and browsers also save things like cookies (for sites to remember you) and images in the cache (to load faster later).

Private browsing is just a browser feature — there are other ways visited sites are tracked (for example, by your Internet provider), so it's not foolproof.
Say you are about to purchase a surprise for someone. If you choose a private browsing session, after you're done, other people won't see what gift you bought, or your credit card number, or your drug trafficking, or your porn.
by browserbrowsing July 18, 2010
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Browsing History

A catalog to view all the porn you have recently watched.

Mainly used for reviewing porn videos, and so your husband/wife can check whether you are watching it.

A helpful tool against it is delete browsing history
Person 1: Hey what was that sexy porn you watched earlier?
Person 2: I don't know, lemme check my browsing history.
by TheOfficialTechPro November 12, 2018
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towel browsing

When one browses the internet wearing only the towel they showered from.
Mark, put some clothes on! And stop towel browsing!
by Inc3ndia October 2, 2010
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Gang Browsing

A millennial's way of saying load testing websites to verify performance can be met under high utilization.
Betty, Anna and Debby are Gang Browsing the new website! Gonna see if it can take a load..
by WaffleQueef January 21, 2019
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