Broof

A Bro when he's here, and a Goof when he is gone...

so somone you are act nice to when they are around, but talk mad shit about when they are gone

your boy lester is a broof mang

by SuperCurtis420 April 29, 2009

broof

anal sex in the most uncommon way, using a carrot to penetrate the ass untill it comes out of the mangina, then inserting the penis and doing it the nice hardcore philopesian way

when i come home from a long day of work sweeping the shit off jack mehoffs front porch! i like to get out my shout gun kill sum indins and broof my kiddy kat!

by the parsh February 2, 2003

broof

the barking sound a dog makes

The dog barked 'broof'.

by ferianala December 10, 2008

Broof

Slang for Marijuana or getting high.

*coughing/choaking* That's some good broof.

Hey buddy! Wanna broof?

by Maj. Tom September 22, 2009

broof

a small cuddly thing related to the 'brau'

hey broof, what's happening

by mx November 12, 2003

broof

When someone does something stupid and slightly hurts themself. (bruh + oof)

Bruh: *jumps on a thin pole and clashes to the ground*
You: ...broof.

by FuckInTheWhat? October 24, 2019

broof

bruh / oof
It's bruh, and oof.
Need more explanation?

-My parents just died in a horrific car accident and my dog ate my grampa.
-Broof.

by salarski December 22, 2021