Broof

A Bro when he's here, and a Goof when he is gone...

so somone you are act nice to when they are around, but talk mad shit about when they are gone

your boy lester is a broof mang

by SuperCurtis420 April 29, 2009

broof

anal sex in the most uncommon way, using a carrot to penetrate the ass untill it comes out of the mangina, then inserting the penis and doing it the nice hardcore philopesian way

when i come home from a long day of work sweeping the shit off jack mehoffs front porch! i like to get out my shout gun kill sum indins and broof my kiddy kat!

by the parsh February 2, 2003

broof

the barking sound a dog makes

The dog barked 'broof'.

by ferianala December 10, 2008

Broof

Slang for Marijuana or getting high.

*coughing/choaking* That's some good broof.

Hey buddy! Wanna broof?

by Maj. Tom September 22, 2009

broof

a small cuddly thing related to the 'brau'

hey broof, what's happening

by mx November 12, 2003

broof

When someone does something stupid and slightly hurts themself. (bruh + oof)

Bruh: *jumps on a thin pole and clashes to the ground*
You: ...broof.

by FuckInTheWhat? October 24, 2019

Broof

A combination of "bruh" and "oof". Used after reading something extremely cringey and starting to type "bruh", only to be hit by the full force of what the other person just said and typing "oof".

Person 1: "Naruto is a great anime!"

Person 2: "br-"
Person 1: "Black clover is ok too"
Person 2: "broof"

by anonymous September 10, 2020