Bromad(s)

One or more bros that travel from city to city trying to find parties to crash and women to have sexual relations with. If a bromad or the bromads fail to do such they will sleep in their car on the side of the road and try again the next day. Bromads are usually low on cash and require semi-good looks and the ability to sweet talk for entrance into parties.

Frank, Conor and Tim went down to the Jersey shore for the weekend with no place to stay but the vehicle they were in. They partied the night away with people they didn't even know. They are true bromad(s).

by The Original Bromad August 15, 2010

Bronads

(Bro-Nadz) - The part of the male lower anatomy that produces the hormones which allow him to overcome feminine persuasions that would keep him from hanging out with his "bros". See also "Balls"

When a guy meets a new chick and he starts regularly ditching his bros to hang out with her, he has lost his bronads or they have become non-functional.

"Dave never comes and hangs out anymore. His girlfriend totally has his bronads in her pocket."

"Hey, Ian. I'm going to write you a prescription for a pair of new bronads. Come by and hang out once you get that filled."

by Ryan Alexander January 11, 2009

Spanish Broadside

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

by VanguardVince July 10, 2014

bromadrosis

scientific term for stinky feet

That cheese smells like bromadrosis

by TONY SKIVEDA February 21, 2005

bromad

A bro that travels exclusively in dorms from room to room and lures his fellow bros in with the false promise of friendship.

Did you see Steve slept in Johns room when his roommate left, what a bromad.

by bigfischel October 22, 2008

Broadsword

a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.

Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.

by C-Smith November 3, 2005

Broadsides

A challenging and often misunderstood sport. There are many different versions of the rules, but all are based on the British Broadsides Society's 1946 publication "Standards in the Modern Game", which was mostly derived from the then-current version of Eton Broadsides. The full competition rules can be obtained by written application to the International Federation of Broadsides Players (IFBP).

Me and Will have been playing a whacking-off game called 'Broadsides'.

by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004