brolaxation

the experience when some brosephs are chillin with nothing to worry about such as dead hookers and over-due taxes.

Pep: "Yo man I got the new movie to watch tonight and my pad is set up for maximum brolaxation, wanna come over?"

Ian: "Yea man, also because you're so cool and funny and handsome."

Pep: "K man you don't need to suck my wang im not a bromosexual or anything."

by thekillingspree69 June 23, 2010

Broletariat

A working class bro.

Sean's broletariat lifestyle involves him working at a factory but spends his money on Keystone Light and DMB tickets.

by Dilrod November 11, 2007

broexist

1. Bros existing together, at the same time, or in the same place

2. The movement that all bros should brohang together in peace. That bros should work together, rather than fight, and brollaborate against bropression.

Bro, did you hear about that fight this weekend?

Ya bro, we should all just broexist.

by Willisig October 20, 2009

Brodex

A bro codex, if you break it you are an a-hole and r-tard.

Sam told Jennifer that it was me who pulled a prank on her, but she got really pissed off. That's a violation of the brodex. Sam should be ashamed of himself.

by Sewayski December 9, 2009

Brosex

When you and your bro have straight sex

Hey bro i am depressed , you know what would help you some brosex

by InfernoCanine June 1, 2018

BroText

When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.

Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.

by LoadHammer December 20, 2016

Brolepathy

The act of knowing what your bro is thinking, without having any immediate communication with him.

Bro 1: I just made seventy dollars by mowing one lawn!
Bro 2: Whoa! I was just thinking about your lawn business.
*Brolepathy*

by Bromeo Montague July 22, 2010