Broakup

A relationship broakup (or otherwise simply known as a broakup) refers to the ending of a relationship, typically a bromantic one (see: Bromance). A broakup can vary from casual to emotionally traumatic. The cause itself can be related to a degradation of the relationship between bros (rolling back to "friends", or worse, to "acquaintances") or in the most tragic cases, to circumstances bigger than said individuals (i.e marriage, graduation, moving, etc.).

In case of a very abrupt and definitive separation, or when the broakup ends a very profound and intense bromance, the term "brovorce" may be more appropriate (see: Brovorce).

Jim: "Tomorrow Tom will move from our apartment. We shared it for 8 years, and tonight will be the last time we go out to party until there's not a single bar open and come home to drink the last shot before passing out. I feel like shit."

Andrew: "Cheer up, broakups can be bad, but i'm sure you two will still manage to do that every now and then, even if he's going to live 100 miles from you."

by keichix August 22, 2009

Broupie

A hardcore/obsessed fan of a band that posts on message boards, scours the internet for the newest info, buys their merchandise/music, attends the majority (if not all) of the band's gigs, etc., but is not a stalker or performs sexual favors like a groupie. About as close to a band as a roadie, but not.

An obsessed audiophile with some self-respect.

"Did you know that The Killer's new cd just came out?"
"Yeah, I just bought it the other day. You should read the Q article. It just went up 5 minutes ago on the forum."
"Are you stalking them or you just wanna get in their pants?"
"No dude, I'm just a broupie."

by drover923 September 21, 2009

bronup

a bro who is over the age of 35

a dude over the age of 35 at a bar in salmon shorts, boat shoes, and a plaid button down shirt with rolled sleeves. what a bronup.

by smoking_yogi September 4, 2015

brokepoke

The act of people engaging is sexual activities where there is money exchanged. Either paid or paying.

They needed their fix so they went for a 'brokepoke' and got some.

"Tiger woods is in the news for what?!"
"Hookers, got caught ´brokepokin´ last week."

by Yes.hallo.hallo. October 24, 2019

Brokephobia

The fear of being poor, broke, having no money, etc

He have brokephobia.

by Your mom september March 9, 2023

brosup

A close-up of a bro, dur.

I'm ready for my brosup, dude.

by jessicatsup December 15, 2010

brokepacking

when two males go on a backpacking trip together

James: Have you seen Rob today?
Dave: Remember? He went brokepacking with Jeremiah today.

by dmaestas August 29, 2009