broke as a joke

Song Performed by Aaron Dissell.

"I'm broke as a joke with nobody to fix me"

by KATVONDURF November 20, 2016

i'm broke as a joke

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.

'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'

by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013

Broke as a Joke

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.

Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now

by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023

the man broke the man he a joke

the man broke the man he a joke song called fake id

"girl i met this guy yeste-" "the man broke the man he a joke"

by SEUNGMINISYUMMY January 15, 2024

Broke Joker

Someone who is such a joker, that he would stand out in his jokerhood even amongst a group of jokers. Often found with other broke jokers. Likely to talk that work shit, trick on girls, pretty much get styled on by everyone.

"That guy who's trickin' that girl with the Whopper Jrs is the biggest broke joker I've seen.

by Beanie and the Boys December 18, 2008

brokepoke

The act of people engaging is sexual activities where there is money exchanged. Either paid or paying.

They needed their fix so they went for a 'brokepoke' and got some.

"Tiger woods is in the news for what?!"
"Hookers, got caught ´brokepokin´ last week."

by Yes.hallo.hallo. October 24, 2019

Joker broker

A joker broker is a wannabe player in the entertainment industry who pretends to have contacts and clout which are purely in his imagination, either to try and get girls, or respect that is not yet earned. He's usually loud and arrogant and throws his weight around as if he were a major Studio exec yet he is nothing and nobody and he will waste everyone's time.

Oh no please tell me you haven't been talking to Harrison he calls me 5 times a day. That guy's the biggest Joker broker

. . stay away.

by cyberwatch September 23, 2018