brogenda

The agenda of bro activities

Joe and Melissa didn't work out because he had too much of a brogenda.

Dude, it's football Sunday, what's on the brogenda?

by Thumper Fox December 1, 2013

Brotender

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.

Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.

by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009

boriendago

n.
Refers to males born with an abnormally small penis, a condition also known as knuckle dick (or microphallus). Possibly a rough translation of a seldom used latin phrase.

Boriendago over there would be a better off with a venus fly trap vagina made out of diamonds in his pants than whatever's he's got in there.

by Subsidian December 29, 2010

Brofended

when a bro is ofended by another bro

im Brofended

by flamingowl October 15, 2011

brotender

Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.

Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.

by money719 June 27, 2010

Boiend

The act of being a hot motherfucker.

Hammond: "Yo Leroy..check out that sexy mama crossin the street"
Leroy: "Wow shes a BOIEND!"

Nancy: "Hey there McChachey"
McChachey: "Dayum girl you lookin boiend"

by Capible December 28, 2005

Briend

Briend = Boyfriend when I'm drunk, Friend when I'm sober.

Girl: I want to make out tonight.
Boy Friends don't make out.
Girl: Were more then friends your my briend...
Boy: What's that?
Girl: Your my boyfriend when I'm drunk and my friend when I'm sober...

by Surge Nights August 30, 2011