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Brogressive

Brogressive. n. A person who holds progressive viewpoints on changes that benefit themselves, and horribly regressive views on issues which do not affect them.
Person: Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for torrenting?

Brogressive: It's bullshit how hard the government is on these victimless crimes.

Person: I find it offensive how you called that kid a faggot for wearing green shoes.

Brogressive: It's just a joke, like on top gear. Calm down and quit being so hostile.
by Jadecoloredgoggles January 9, 2012
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Brofessor Oak

The top authority when it comes to Broing out or just being Bro.
Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."

Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010
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blogfessor

A person that uses the internet to teach giving online periodic lessons which can be written and then posted to a blog or recorded in video and posted to a vlog (video web log) in a sort of on-demand television channel. Usually there's some kind of feedback and the possibility to make requests to the professor but there's no real-time (synchronous) dialog.
Itzi: Do you know, Irina, why does the word "Pinky" has the word "Pink" in it?
Irina: No idea, I'm going to ask Marina, a blogfessor that teaches about the origin of words.

Irina goes home, gets in touch with this teacher who responds posting an article in his blog or a video giving an answer to the question.

The blogfessor's post follows:
"Hello my dear students, today I'm going to explain that the relationship between pink and pinky has nothing to do with color. In fact 'pink' itself did not start out describing the color at all. Let me explain why....."
by HotForTeacher October 10, 2007
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Brogressional Medal of Honor

Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his reputation above and beyond the call of brotherhood while engaged in an action against any person anthetical to the universal ideals of brotherhood; while engaged in brotherhood operations involving an apparent or potential conflict with any anthtetical person (ie female).
Bro 1 -- Brah, Bill totally played it off cool. Greg would have been busted unless Bill covered for him and told the chick that he and Greg were "housemates" at Bill's sweet ass pussy casa.

Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?

Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.
by NvRsAyDyE August 1, 2012
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brogressive

A pejorative used to describe a male who agrees with some but not all of the points of someone else's particular version of feminism.
"He said that the 80% gender pay gap might not apply as readily to certain professions or certain metro areas. Obviously he wouldn't make a point of bringing that up unless he's a brogressive."
by Sam Cooksmith May 19, 2016
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brogressive house

House music for the bros and bro-hos, typically at large music festivals/carnivals. "The music that has an epic build up, and then drops into a little dinky beat"
Brogressive House: MOTHER FUCKIN ANIMALS! do dododododo do do do, do dododododo do do do,
by subatomicrabbit December 19, 2013
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Brogressive

Typically used in reference to straight, cisgender, white, privileged men who self identify as progressive. Brogressives will likely never by affected by discrimination and often make insensitive jokes and write them off as not being true to their beliefs.

Brogressives love to talk about how wrong inequalities are but will never bother to do anything about it. In many cases brogressives are fuckboys that pay serves to their morals by discussing progressive ideas. They also live to act as if they know more about about any topic relating to politics or inequalities than anyone else in the room.
Less Brogressives are being elected as women and people of color started running for office more.
by FuckDT June 29, 2018
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