Derived from unabomber Ted Kaczynski, a term in similar vein to "brodog" or "broster". Reserved for persons of the highest order of broship.
by Strych_9 October 8, 2007
Get the Ted Broczynski mug.We were just watchin the Jets, chillin. Then my boy starts playing with himself--and as Mark Sanchez spirals the pigskin--dude pulls his skin back and shoots! I wanted to see the game on his bigscreen, not my bud's boner and brocum. This bromance is over!
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by chomsuke April 13, 2022
Get the brocuh mug.A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.
by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011
Get the Brocurement mug.One bro who, although confined to a lone woman, finds themselves curiously jealous of other dudes for the purposes of bromance and bromosexual relations.
He had always been jealous of other dudes in a bromantic relationship. Since he started dating Stacey last October, he had almost forgotten the pleasure of being found with other bros. He labeled himself brocurious.
Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”
Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”
Later…
Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”
Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”
Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”
Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”
Later…
Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”
Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”
by bros-hoes=justbros January 13, 2011
Get the brocurious mug.A bro who uses alcohol to get into girls panties because he doesn't have enough game to do it sober, and definitely couldn't score with a girl that hot if she were sober either. Whata brocunt.
by BOB3452 August 8, 2007
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