Brocrastination

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.

Dudes went empty handed on his b'day because of brocrastination, so they gave him an e-gift card instantly.

by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020

Brocrastinating

Procrastinating: for Bros™️

Bro 1: I didn’t do my math homework!
Bro 2: Me neither, guess we’re brocrastinating.

by @rosetedchicken December 15, 2018

Brocrastination

Procrastination with yo bros

Brocrastination involves a group of bros communally procrastinating.

by calzonish April 29, 2009

brocrastination

putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.

Phone Conversation:

Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!

Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...

Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!

by toafuckingdogpound January 9, 2010

Brocrastination

Procrastination with your BFF or Brother. Normally used in hidden chats or in term of real life.

Brocrastination is the best kind of Laziness

by SketchySlicer December 16, 2015

brocrastination

When a girl delays a sex change operation.

Eve's brocrastination lasted for 4 months before becoming Steve.

by travlax April 22, 2009

Brocrastinator

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.

I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.

by randygertie May 19, 2011