Brocedure

A list of guidelines for bros to follow. Also known as the bro code.

Dude, that's against the brocedures!

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

Brokeded

Another way people can spell the word "Broken." This is funnier and will probably cause some laughs. It is also how some Kids accidentally pronounce the word Broken.

Bob: OMFG I BROKEDED MY KATANA 0_0

Carl: Lol.

Bill: Lol.

OMGWTFBBQStranger: *Assasinates Bob*

Carl: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BOB!

Bill: YOU BASTARD!

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Mwahahaha.

Carl: YOU LONG NAMED BASTARD!

Bill: HADOKEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Oh shizzle *Large Explosion*
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Kid: ROFLCOPTER YOU BROKEDED HIS GAMEBOY!

Kid2: Oh noes.

by imafirinmahlazer March 30, 2009

brocade

A barricade of bros.

Woah, look at that brocade over there! It'll be impossible to navigate through.

by BrocadeBoy May 13, 2013

brocade

A cavalcade of bros

Man, look over there at all the drunks falling out of that bar, its a total brocade.

by Bril December 17, 2012

Brokededed

The act of breaking something.

Something that is broekn.

I brokededed your car.

The car is brokededed.

by me2345 July 19, 2007

Brocade

A portmanteu of the words bro and facade. Meaning to have outward appearance fitting of a bro. Classified by overuse of the word bro, a fascination with alcohol, and incomprehensible speach.

Steve: Duuuuude, I was so drunk at this place, and this chi-
John: Steve, drop the brocade, we know that never happened.

by Whooves May 7, 2012

Brocedes

The iconic ship name for 7 time WDC Lewis Hamilton and WDC Nico Rosberg

Quite literally a childhood friends to lovers to enemies. They used to be very close friends since their childhood but their friendship ended tragically in 2016, the year Rosberg became WDC and decided to retire.

This could the one of the saddest ships in F1 but they’re also just two men pathetically in love with each other who refuse to be the first to apologize.

Person 1: did you know about Rosberg and Hamilton? I heard they don’t even talk anymore

Person 2: yeah, but Rosberg is always praising Hamilton and shit, he’s like properly in love with him

Person 1: I’m not sure, Hamilton doesn’t even say his name, must be weird, they even live in the same building! How do they avoid each other?

Person 2: Brocedes is so weird I swear it’s just a comedy disguised as a tragedy

by not-my-name June 5, 2023