Broccoli

When the lady's bum is looking incredible and you know she's definitely eaten her vegetables

- Ay bro, have you seen this sweet one over here? She defo eats broccoli!
- Word bro she defo plays in the bundesliga

by YoungKings February 15, 2021

Broccoli

Bitchy Tomatoes

He hates broccoli

by Ready001 November 8, 2018

broccoli

can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!

forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

by Adrian November 6, 2004

Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021

Broccoli

"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"

"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"

by Karatekid1222 June 15, 2008

Broccoli

A character in the anime Boku No Hero Academia. Broccoli, is the main character, with his childhood friend Katsuki.

Also, Kacchan we were 5

Hay broccoli, how are you?

by Weeb human May 22, 2020

broccoli

The natural laxative.

Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.

by Shawn B. May 8, 2003