Brobation

When a male has committed some form of deceit or cock blocking to a fellow male friend.

Tommy's not coming to the bar with us tonight, he took home the girl I was hitting on last time. He's on serious brobation right now.

by Beree October 21, 2007

Brobation

When a bro breaks the Bro Code, putting him on probation.

You: I put (instert bro's name) on brobation because he hooked up with my ex 5 days after we split up.

Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.

by Orphan Stomper November 30, 2010

brobliterated

When you get so ripped that all you can say is "dude."

Bruce: "How you doin', Chad?"
Chad: "Dude..."
Lance: "What's wrong with Chad?"
Bruce: "He's fuckin' brobliterated, bro."

by ChadBroChill88 January 23, 2008

Brobation

Noun. The state of a bro who has recently committed a shady act, such as brotrayal, and apologized, but is awaiting brotal reconciliation. In other words the bro in question is viewed apprehensively by his fellow bros to verify that the bro is not in fact a douche.

"I was in a tiffy that Winsent lied to me about going to the polo match with Rodolpho. He apologized to me, which I appreciated, but he is on requisite brobation."

by JIMMYMACKCRACKATTACK May 27, 2009

Brobitchuary

It's the list of every Bro's ex-girlfriends.

Bro did you hear about Chad? Brittany totally cheated on him. She's so added to the brobitchuary.

Also see bathroom wall.

by Brothulhu October 22, 2010

brobationary period

(n.) the time roughly between high school and college where women try to attract (bait) bros

Kevin: "So I hear Rachel has actually started dating people with unique personalities and control over their alcohol consumption."
Joe: "Yeah, her brobationary period ended this summer."

by fuckityow December 9, 2008

brobitussin

what i take when i have a nasty case of scratchie throat and the sniffles, bro.

Steve: Fuck man i got a nasty case of the sniffles. Plus, my throat is scratchie.
Broseph: Take some fucking Brobitussin man.

by Brostradamus December 8, 2009