brolex

A ghetto term. Derived from the two words broke and rolex. Basically a jacked off rolex thats broken but is still being worn.

Hey jig, get on down the road with your brolex wearing ass.

by Billy Bang Thornton July 10, 2005

brolexia

Never strong enough or big enough

Bro1: you are in great shape man
Bro2:no my arms are only 20 inches

Bro1:you need help you might have brolexia

by Necco99 January 16, 2017

Booflex

The skill of holding drugs or various objects in ones anus by contracting their anus muscles. This skill is gained through dedicated practice or genetically inherited via the booty gods.

She took it in the ass and walked down the street like it was a runway for a fashion show. She clearly has ridiculous booflex muscles.

by Canciller Harms July 22, 2012

Brolex

The combination of two beautiful and athletic people. Both are tens and have the name Brooke and Alex.

Kalley: OMG! Did you see Brolex today?
Ashley: Yes Brooke rocking her tennis outfit, and Alex rockin' his lax pinny!
Kalley: Such a hot couple.

by BroAshKal December 23, 2011

Brolex

A gaudy, diamond-covered watch.

Yo, the Emperor's got a new Brolex. Yo, check that bling, yo! Pavé ama-ze!! Yo.

by TheEmperorHasNoClothes August 25, 2010

boflex

boflex is a fake rolex watch. The second hand tends to tick and or go backwards opposed to the real rolex which sweeps in the correct motion.

I purchased this boflex watch off a vendor in NY

by Brad May 13, 2005

Brolex

An activity usually engaged in while drunk. Using the male appendage as a watch to gross out / amuse one's friends.

"Hey B, check out my sweet Brolex dude!"
"Ew J.! Put that thing away sicko!"

by Titanica August 23, 2011