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brimistry

(n.) Although kept secret from the police for years, this act of child abuse was finally exposed on the due date for the final copy of the students' science fair reports. The first victim was strangled to death by the person to which the term refers after he forgot to bring in a second copy. 5 others were injured after jumping out of the second story windows to avoid her wrath. The commotion resulted in a slow motion "running of the bulls" style chase of the survivors through the halls of a certain school.

(Alt Def.) Acts of unjustifiable touture againsts highschool students.
Hey man, what's up?

Dude...I've got brimistry this year.

*Inhales breath* Dude...I am so sorry.
by Ickra October 21, 2010
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Brioco

O exame de prostata é justamente uma inserção do dedo no brioco.
The prostate examination is just inserting a finger in the anus.
by Made in Brazil February 21, 2011
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Brimhauser

A solo cup of beer filled up to the brim...the drinker must begin with his knee on the ground with the beer cup on the table, and the tip of his nose must begin an inch deep in the beer. He shall then proceed to slowly raise the cup to the ceiling and chug it until the cup is empty...not a drop can spill, or the drinker must re-houser until he can master the procedure.
He rocked so many brimhausers last night, his nose was actually pruny from the wetness.
by Pepe Von Brimhouser February 26, 2010
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brimpkin

"Fucks a Brimpkin?" -Philip
"I don't know" -Cam
by JakeAintFake June 2, 2017
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Clapped to the brim

When someone walks up to you and claps your cheeks so hard you get yeeted.
Dude. I just got clapped to the brim by Donkey Kong.
by Maxboi59 May 7, 2020
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Brimtucky

Nickname for the town of Brimfield in Peoria County Illinois. Less white trash than Crevetucky more hick than Elmhood. Mostly full of rednecks, druggies, jocks, farmers, and wannabe white gangsters who talk like they're black. The closest the wannabe gangsters will come to a gang is when they listen to grandpa and his Nam buddies talk about stacking gooks. Due to an influx of Peoria people over the past few years it has become less redneck than back in the day. The only things this town has going for it are the local Casey's General Store, the grain elevator, and a Dollar General. If you want pot ask any high school kid from this town, they'll either sell you some, or lead you in the direction of someone that can.
The Brimtucky Indians have lost another game. White kid: yeah I've had murder on my mind all day bruh. Other white kid: shut the fuck up you fake ass wannabe gangster, you're from Brimtucky.
by That Redneck From Brimtucky November 24, 2019
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Brimmy Max

When max fills the cone piece all the way to the top and finishes it in one pull. Brimmy Max smokes to the maximum level and can often be found passed out in the corner next to the couch. Brimmy Max will often moan or make random noises as he is too high to put together a sentence in English.
Brimmy Max can you talk to us in English we don’t understand brimmynese
by PlanetBrimmy March 5, 2023
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